Sonny Bono'd a tree on my snowboard.

Knocked teeth/self out on a bike stunt gone wrong in 99.

Almost crushed by a forklift while straightening a skid.

Almost drowned trying to pull some kids out of a flood last summer. The pic attached is from inside the building that was in desparate need of evacuating (starting to break apart on the North wall).

Spun the Civic on the freeway (hardly counts; just would've had some airbag burns if I'd hit the wall).

Countless bike injuries (Well, more than I can count on both hands) that could've been much worse than they were.

Every weekend of my life between ages 17 and 21...