Hahah. If I saw another hooked up import park next to me, I'd be honored to know that they understand door dings as much as I do. I like seeing other imports park next to me.
Personally, I like parking next to EX V6 Accord Coupes. They generally know about door dings and they're usually the older generation driving them. The sedans are another story. They usually have kids. Damn kids.
On other news today, I witnessed a hit and run accident today on Colima and I got his license plate down and gave it to the victim. Muahaha. Someone's gonna fryyyy.... (but yes, I know it's most likely stolen or unlicensed)