Like I said, flawed logic. Saying I want my rice to look good is contradictory. Its like saying I want to put a big, gaudy hat on my head, and then saying I want my scrubs to look nice at least.

You are a confusing kid. You call it rice yourself, which is a derogatory thing, and not a compliment in any way. You talk about Altezzas, like its all a big joke. Then later you act like you really like it, and get upset for being bagged about it. So which is it, a joke on wheels, or something you seriously like?