I was at my usual bar, Monday's, this weekend. There were these two girls in there that looked to be about 15 or so, each of which was grinding on some dude that looked to be at least my age. So I say to my friend Joe, who just so happens to be a bouncer there,

"Nice job dude, they look like they're 15!"

"They probably are...I carded one of em and just let her in anyway and then didn't bother with her friend."

"Hah!"

"Yeah, welcome to Monday's!"