Be sure to wear red if you're going to see Oprah. They pick people out of the line that goes around the building of people who are wanting to get in. If you ever notice, in the audience the abnormally large amount of people who have red on. Be sure to get your ticket months in advance, it sells out fast. Better chance of getting into the Jerry Springer show, and there's not much of a dress code there.

Ride the El.

Still don't park in Gary, Indiana.