Oh my holy friggin' toenails. That's about enough of you today!

First of all, Dave is nowhere near a newb. Secondly, if this is the kind of greeting you give to a newb, I don't want you in here at all. Thirdly, you'll find that by now you've been banned for 24 hours. I would encourage you when you re-read this to have taken some time to clear your head and start a new. Next time will be permanent.