-Went over to friend's apt
-Throwing back a few brewskis and then felt like text messaging every single girl in my phone "Happy Valentine's Day"
-Friend laughs at me for doing it
-Next thing you know, my friend starts texting too
-A minute later, nothing
-Five minutes later, both our phones start going gonzo with incoming messages
-We now have numerous backup plans
-We head on down to the Block to meet up with my sister and her single friends
-Turns out her friends flake
-So we bounce and do plan b, go to some apt with a bunch of drunk single girls
-We get there, pound some more
-Next thing I know, I'm making out with one of them on the dance floor at some party in the Hilton that Paris Hilton also happened to be at the same time
-Three hours later, I'm at work again