Fuk Valentine's Day:
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What in the hell is all that shiet for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
People act all sweet, but soon it will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a big crock of shiet
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...Fuk Valentine's Day!