Originally Posted by sinthetiq

my job sucks too.

for example:
just yesterday i was weedwhackin the white man's lawn. all was well til i got too close to his fancy, thick, tinted glass window and shattered it. mr. white man comes out and curses me out in my native tongue, espanol. he demands payment. i humbly bow down and kiss his toes, only to find his bruno magli shoe dislodging one of my two teeth.

needless to say, i need to find a new trade.