One of the best anaylitical arguments EVER.....(that have no intellectual value what-so-ever)
Taken from Mallrats....Kevin Smith > *
"BRODIE: doesnt matter, it cant happen.
TS: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: Its impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fellopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarentee he blows a load like a shot gun right through her back. And what about her womb? Do you think its strong enough to carry his child?
TS: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien for christ's sake! His Kryptonium biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. and that would kill him. (with a straight face)
TS: How is it that i go from the verge of hot floridian sex with brandy to man of steel coidal debates with you in the food court? :thinking:
Brodie: Cookie stand is not part of the food court.
TS: Of course it is
Brodie: The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs, its not like we're talkin quantum physics here. :a:
TS: The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery is part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. :squint: Eaterys that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. anything outside of said designated square is considered an atonymous unit for mid-mall snacking. now if you wanna wax intellectual about teh subject--holy shit...:eek3: