Mallrats-
1. one time my cousin walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story, he bought it at our local mall and the whole fiasco wound up on the news and everything. So a week later he did it again, different cat, same result, free with another trip to the emergency room. So I see him a week later and he's buying another cat, and I says to him, jesus Walt what are you doing? You know your get this cat stuck in your ass, why don't you knock it off? And he says to me Brodie, how else am I going to the gerbal out? My cousin was a weird guy.
2. hell hath no fury like a womans scorned(sp) for sega
3. Silent Bob is an electrical genius! He won this science fair in the 8th grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a cd player using chicken wire and shit. Mother ****er is like MacGyver, no mother ****er is better than MacGyver!

Jay and SilenT Bob SB-
1. Silent Bob is an electrical genius! He won this science fair in the 8th grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a cd player using chicken wire and shit. Mother ****er is like MacGyver, no mother ****er is better than MacGyver!
2.Remember, don't pull your cock out until she asks, or until she's sleeping.