^ That'll do it. Shortly after I bought my DC4, an overzealous newspaper wench hit the windscreen with a copy of the Wall Street Journal at 0430h, and I damn near shat myself when the alarm started squawking. I bolted out of bed, grabbed my aluminum bat and a flashlight, and flew outside... fully prepared to pop criminal cerebellums...only to find a newspaper at the base of the windscreen.

Needless to say, I didn't re-subscribe. h: