Yeah, there's always a "worst driver in school." In my high school, there were two - one girl who failed the law part of the driver's licence seven times, and the driving portion of it five times (!!!), then totaled or otherwise ruined three cars in a year.

The other girl never actually totaled her OWN car, just smashed into plenty of other people's cars when they weren't around... you'd walk out into the parking lot and see like three consecutive cars with dents in the back and say "Damn, there went Jen again."

And then there's this lady who helps my best friend's family with their cleaning job ... the dad of the family always jokes that she eats cars up like some kind of monster. She has gone through maybe 6 cars in the 6 years I've known her... but ruined many more that she didn't own. She just drives them into the ground. Never ever changes oil, tires, if she hears a noise she ignores it, she'll run over curbs and hedges and dividers, she'll hit the guardrail on a freeway.... just wears them down until they suck and die. It's horrible to watch. They bought a pristine old Mazda MPV to haul speakers and other sound equipment in ... and she had it dented, dinged, and running TERRIBLY by about three months later. I came over to his house one day to hear the car idling like "clunk clunk CLANK clunk clunk CLANK," with all these swipes in the paint.... man... yet since his parents are always leaving the country (mom from El Salvador, dad from Haiti) and she gladly fills in for one or the otrher, they don't say much.

She also once held up a FedEx overnight plane when she worked there because she mislabed like an entire shipment of packages!! She was also Chucky at Chuck E Cheese.. and was fired for scaring the kids. If she'd see a kid doing something bad (like peeing in the coin slot of an arcade machine, which actually happened), she'd go up them all slowly and then say in her natural voice, all solemn, "What would you think if someone did that to YOU?" Didn't go over well with the management.