When I find money, I find the owner. I'm poor too
I was at a restraunt the other day with some buddies. I saw a $20 bill on the ground, grabbed it up, tried to find the owner. Some lady sent her kid up to pay the bill and he dropped it (~ 10 years old) They were sittin next to me, so it all made sense. The mom bitched the kid out, thanked me, the kid took the money and paid the bill.
I coulda been $20 richer.