Originally posted by redgoober4life
Ok let me tell you story, ok?
Once upon a time there was man named Harpe. He meet womahn who he no likey but she want boinkie to go boinkie in the boink boink, so he get herself some pie and make love to it. She fake womahn, tell you, fake.
Now when everybody who no fake tell you, tell you they actually had to go through buncha buncha BS so she could parade around like she's the thanksgiving day cranberry sauce, you tell me if you tell that you no pissy at little attention tramp. She call you dirty little whore. Yeah, she no care about you because she found she likes pie more than meat. HAHAHHAHA. HAHAHHAHAA.
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I have no idea what you just said.
