"With a human to robot ratio of 5-1 within 5 years, the NS-5 Universal Retention Network-'ERNIE' for short - will become the worlds most comprehensive record of human history. That's because every NS-5 transmits each piece of audio and video synthesis it encounters to regional transmitters which then satellite the data to ERNIE. For each NS-5 owner, this tech speak means: you'll never forget your aniversary again."

sounds rather "big brother" ish to me