doorbell rings

salesman: hi is your mom or dad home ?
me: :squint: what do u need them for
salesman: aw dont worry i just need to ask them a few questions
me: why cant you ask me :squint:
salesman: i need to ask the homeowners some construction questions
me: (natch) they not here
salesman: ok then why are you worrying? have a good night

fucking people
i may look young but i talk like an asshole