What do you think of this.......

-I don't see her for a few months after she left the company
-I go to my friend's apt, and see her right when I walk in. We all go out to a club. We're dancing n' shit, get freaky on floor, next thing I know she's holding my hand walking around the place.
-I see her again at a Halloween party, I now grab my balls and get her number
-I call a few weeks later, doesn't pick up. I'm like f'ck this I quit
-A few weeks ago, I see her at work again. She hugs me and the first thing she says is, "Chris I need to get your number again, I accidentally lost". I give her the "wtf" look then she says, "I'm serious I'm not lying"
-So yesterday I wasn't busy so I gave her it
-Now I'm waiting

But then.........the gay thing is...........I lost my phone in the house and the battery is dead. h: