OK I got one

Dad comes home after a long day of hunting to his wife and 3 sons. Today he got a nicely sized deer. So mom cooks up the deer and serves it to the family, but she forgot to remove all the bullets. So that night the youngest of the three sons comes into his parents room. "Daddy daddy I'm pissing bullets" he says. SO the dad says :You be fine in the moring" and the little kid goes back to bed. The middle kid comes into the room and says "daddy daddy im pissing bullets" dad says "ull be fine by morning." so he goes back to bed. The father hears the door open for a third time so he doesn't even waste time and says "yeah i know i kno, ur pissin bullets. U'll be fine by morning." "nono" said the oldest son. "I was jerkin off and I shot the dog"