We shouldn't have to have a goddamn bachelor's degree in women's studies or some shit to be able to understand wtf you women are always so strung out about.

I mean seriously. What the hell gives a woman the right to just go insane and not talk to the man who just gave her a brand new snowboard package just because he did or didn't say some obscure thing he had no idea he was/was not supposed to say.

Women are friggin stupid. Grow the hell up.