lady called for quicken help today.

"says its unable to connect to network interface"

<adam carolla style, (which has been my style a lot lately)> "Oh yeah? so uh...whats your internet like? that been working pretty good or...not so much?"

"it doesnt work"

"yeah, well, you do need the internet, so uh, who yah payin for your internet?"

"earthlink"

"think you might want to call them and see if they can get your internet working?"

"*angrily* hotmails broke"

"yeah, im not hotmail, but i bet eartlink could getcha back online...you could give us a call and ill help you with quicken when your internet works"

*angry sigh* *click*

"yeah well, good times"