i dated this guy like four years ago, and a while ago he called me at 2 in the morning (i was asleep) and when i picked up the phone i didn't know who it was (because i was half awake).

so i just get this:

XX: you hate me?
lilac jive: huh?
XX: when i called you, you didnt even know who i was
XX: you hat me
lilac jive: trae, you called me at 2 in the morning
XX: yeah so....thats normal in college
lilac jive: oh god i don't ****ing need a guilt trip right now
lilac jive: don't be ****ing ridiculous
XX: ummm ok
XX: i have no idea wat you tlkain bout
XX: its normal
XX: guilt my ass
XX: im just askin if you hate me
XX: ?
lilac jive: i will if you annoy me about stupid shit like that
XX: haha
XX: riiiiiiiight
lilac jive: are you drunk?
XX: no
lilac jive: then why the hell are you bringing this up?
lilac jive: you called, like a month ago?

uggh why are men so clingy?