Sweet! I got it fixed. As it turned out, one of my dual filament bulbs for my brake lights had somehow melted together and fused the filaments together. So I replaced it and everything works fine.
Sidenote: Earlier, I called the dealer service center to see if the guy would give me an indication of what it could be. I gave him the whole description, and he responded in all seriousness: "Yeah, you have an electrical problem"
OOOOOOH, Cause this whole time, I was checking the Transmition to try and fix it. Whatta Jerk. :madfawk: