My HOA can go to hell for all I care.

They enforce parking on the turf because our streets are small. There's 5 cars at this house so someone has to park down the street overnite or else it gets towed. So whenever we park down the street, some fuckface messes with my car. They would rather have "parking" enforcement instead of "security", fucking greddy bastards. On top of that, the street we can park on does street sweeping every Monday, so it's like WHERE THE FUCK are we supposed to park?