i had 2.

"if bananas were outlaws, only outlaws would have bananas"

and to understand the second one, there's back story...

i was in the band and we had a senior banquet where they would recognize the seniors on stage. so all of the seniors were on the drama stage and the parents and friend in the audience. my second quote was "I'm just a..." and my teacher said it and i said "no, you said it wrong... you're supposed to say ... 'I'm just a'" quoting a song (hard to get tone of voice over the internet), and then 3 girls in the band sitting behind us (on stage) finished it... "...cheeseburger in paradise".

yep, i'm lame. h: