Dude you think that's bad? This is what I've got.

Nikon F2 SLR body
Nikon FM10 SLR body
Nikkor 28 mm lens
Nikkor 50 mm lens
Nikkor 200 mm lens
Vivitar Nikon F-mount 70-150 mm zoom lens
Vivitar 283 flash

Canon EOS A2 SLR body
Canon EF 22-55 mm UltraSonic zoom lens
Canon EF 28-105 mm UltraSonic zoom lens
Fisheye converter for 22-55 mm lens
Canon Speedlite 430EX flash

Canon Canonet QL17 35mm rangefinder camera

Canon ELPH Jr. APS point-n-shoot
Samsung Impax 300i APS point-n-shoot

Canon PowerShot S200 Digital ELPH digital camera