I was at the mall yesterday, to put in a reserve on a new CD

and I had to take a massive shit. So I head over to the Public Restrooms and proceed to find a nice can. I look for one that did not have hair on the rim or piss in the bowl, and I find the perfect one, looks brand new.

I go ahead and set myself on it and proceed with the shitting. This was an ungodly shit, with the smell to prove it. Once I filled up the bowl, I wipe myself clean, pull up the pants and reach for the lever...

,and I found out why that toilet looked like it had never been used. The handle was broke, and here I am with a bowl full of TP and Shit and there are people in the Restrooms.

I suck up and leave, ignore the looks I got.

I dont feel sorry for the Janitor, his ass should of put up a "Out of Order" sign.