> >City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on
> >her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did
Santa
> >bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop
> >looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
> >violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
> >the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse
> >you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did,"
chuckled
> >the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
> >Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."