i've found random gunfire really calms your neighbors down




j/k :naughty:

had a neighbor once that talked shit all the time. one night i told him if he didn't turn down the music (2am) i was gonna call the cops. he gets bitchy a few minutes later & starts yelling & beating on my door that he is gonna kick my ass. he bangs on the door telling me to come out. i opened the door & jammed my .45 in his face & very politely said "you don't wanna fuk w/ me cause i have a hair-trigger for a temper!!!"

from that day on, i was known as the "crazy fuker that lives downstairs", but i had peace & quiet after 10pm every night.