background info:

accounting II class
prof is lecturing
im chatting with a classmate via aim
i had panda xpress and a bottle of nestle choco milk before i came and i have bad gas

Darth Grifter (6:55:18 PM): im holding one in for you guys
classmate(6:55:40 PM): basterd
Darth Grifter (6:55:46 PM): do u want me to let it out
classmate(6:56:23 PM): no
classmate(6:56:24 PM): never
classmate(6:56:25 PM): PLEASE
classmate(6:56:27 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Darth Grifter (6:56:33 PM): then y i am a basterd
classmate(6:56:51 PM): for planning
Darth Grifter (6:57:11 PM): i jus said i am holding it in you
classmate(6:57:22 PM): holding it in me?
Darth Grifter (6:57:38 PM): hold it in you ass
Darth Grifter (6:57:41 PM): hole
classmate(6:57:46 PM): my asshole?
Darth Grifter (6:57:52 PM): thats it
Darth Grifter (6:57:54 PM): smart ass
classmate(6:58:05 PM): smart ass?
Darth Grifter (6:58:10 PM): here it comes
classmate(6:58:17 PM): noooo
classmate(6:58:19 PM): please
classmate(6:58:21 PM): i'll do anything
Darth Grifter (6:59:14 PM): bark like a dog

him: *arf!
me: :lmao:

classmate(6:59:37 PM): dont laug
classmate(6:59:39 PM): laugh
classmate(6:59:42 PM): u might let it out
classmate(6:59:43 PM): please
Darth Grifter (6:59:44 PM): ahasldk;fjlasdk;fljk;kl;hga;lskjf;akldsh