seriously, i had this call at like 11:30pm, im hanging electrical in my garage in damn near dark, (just a flashlight)

*ring*

"this is blake!"

crazy black lady: "yo, 'sup, is schtumpy they!?"

me: "Stumpy? what the **** kinda name is stumpy?!"

crazy black lady: "its a guys name!"

me: "thats the worst name i ever heard of, what the hell is wrong with you?"

crazy black lady: "what'evah!"

*click*

/me calls back

me: "what the hell right do you have to hang up on me?!"

her: "what?!"

me: "asshole!" *click*