Originally posted by teh jdm king
if they can catch you
LOL serious... If the chippie flashes you down, just book it into the open ocean...
Then they'd have to call in the coast guard
"Uhh... sir... it's the CHP. They're telling us that a man riding a giant bird has evaded arrest and is now headed in our direction, riding the giant bird on the surface of the water"
Think I'd make the 8 o'clock news with something like that?