Originally posted by Dimi
Deer are gay. Unless you shoot them to eat them. But when they play chicken with a car...damn. Same thing happened to my friend when we were in his Mk2 Jetta. A BUCK ran into the road and BAM! Fender, hood, headlight, and grill needed to be replaced. Looks funny when you're drunk though and something like that comes into the road. All I did was laugh my ass off for hours on end cuz he was soo pissed!
deer are the worst at playing chicken. they just stand there and stare at you, completely bewildered.
a few weeks ago i was up north, doing about 20 down a firelane knowing full well the retards would be out wandering around. Sure enough i came over a hill and found a deer standing dead in the middle of the road. Another deer on my right side was staring at me. The one in the middle went back to my left and stared at me....but everytime i would give a little throttle the one on my left would walk a little bit out into the road...ended up being some kind of god damn mexican standoff for a good 30-45 secs.