Deer are gay. Unless you shoot them to eat them. But when they play chicken with a car...damn. Same thing happened to my friend when we were in his Mk2 Jetta. A BUCK ran into the road and BAM! Fender, hood, headlight, and grill needed to be replaced. Looks funny when you're drunk though and something like that comes into the road. All I did was laugh my ass off for hours on end cuz he was soo pissed!