Old Oct 24, 2003 | 08:49 PM
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Default I can see the light at the end of the yuppie idiot tunnel...

Tomorrow is my last day at my shitty job. Since I was last there they fired 2 kids for giving away free food, however they have not fired the kid who stole money out of the register and got it on camera. Yet they fire the other 2 kids because they "heard" they were giving out stuff . These women at work confide in me their "secrets" which is talking shit about each other. They don't realize that both of them tell me their crap, its not like I am on either of their side or I really care. Each one says the other one is going to be fired. So we went from 6 people, 2 fired, I'm "talking off this week to study for finals and do my reports for school" which is actually starting my new job but I'm not going to quit the old one until I have my paychecks in hand so they can't pull any shit on me. So only 3 people work there now, and one of them only works one day a week. So essentially 2 people will have to run a store 7 days a week. That is going to be fun I'm sure.

I stood around and did hardly any work today while the guy who supposedly steals helped everyone. I read Sport Compact Car instead of helping people. But I could only hold off work for so long. Than some big ass bitch comes up to me...

Her kid: "Can I get a mint chocolate chip on a sugar cone."
:::I make it and give it to him:::
Bitch: "Let me get a chocolate on a sugar cone."
:::I make it and hand it to her:::
Bitch: "Umm why is his bigger than mine, I wanted two singles."
Me: "They are both singles, I didn't try and make one any larger."
:::Bitch calls her kid over to compare sizes:::
Bitch: "Look his is bigger than mine, I wanted to singles. Why are they different sizes if they are two singles."
Me: "I guess I was just feeling nice when I made his ."
Bitch: "What you don't feel nice enough to give me more?!?"
Me: "Well I can't because you licked the cone and I can't touch the scooper to it anymore."
Bitch: "Well put it in a cup then and give it to me."

So I take a cup and literally put one spoon full of ice cream in the cup just to be a prick and give it to her. This makes her happy and she leaves.

All that bullshit over something so stupid. The scoop I gave her kid was bigger than normal, and hers was normal. Why can't people just be happy with what they got. She was jealous of her own stupid kid. She should be happy I gave her kid a generous scoop. What a stupid cooz.

I was this close to using up my "SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****ING ****" curse-out-a-customer-before-you-quit free card but I resisted.
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