find his mom, get her drunk, and hit it :idb:...

now make sure you setup a videorecorder and record every moaning minute of it...

during teh sex, ask her to say things that will prove she's his mom...

then play teh shit into his voicemail over and over and print out still shots of you smackin her ass and ramming it home.. mail them to his house... also quickly run by his place of business throwwing a handful stack of copies in..

also, from the sounds of things, you may even be into his dad too, do the same with him... if i'm assuming too much, let me know

enjoy :thumbup:







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