Originally posted by Cheap Labour
Pfft. You're all wrong. First off, you have to totally remove all of that crap in the back. Lenses, light bulbs, all of it. Then you have to cover the holes with either vinyl racing stickers (for speed) or smaller giant-aluminum-wings (for handling) to complement the enormous gigantic-aluminum-wing (for handling AND speed) slapped onto your trunk, depending on your racing style.
After you've gotten rid of all that useless pastic and lightbulbs and applied your car-enhancing items of choice, you can put a row of maglights in your back window. Then you talk one of your "Homies" into sitting in the back seat and operating them in conjunction with your voice commands like "Brake lights!" or "Left blinker!" etc. If your "Homies" decide to "Front" and say "**** you man" then you have to turn to your little brother or someone else of diminutive size that you just might be able to beat up if they say no.
Some might say "that's rediculous, you're adding too much weight! And is it even legal?" Well who cares about legal? Legal makes your car slower. And all the extra weight? Who cares, you're putting on performance enhancing stickers remember?
So keep that in mind next time a bulb burns out. It's time for a custom maglight job.
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