There's one girl here in the customer service department that I over hear all day. I have never heard a nice comment from her mouth at all. EVER. She sounds all nice and sweet on the phone to the customers.. but during the call, she always hits the mute button and bitches them out. Making fun of accents, names, how stupid she thinks they are.. etc. Plus she's the loudest one... so she's all you hear. But she's a nasty bitch herself.. and has no right to talk. Ugh.
I want to make it so the mute button on her phone doesn't work.. so the customers hear what she says about them.

Edit: Forgot this.. her name is Marilyn.. so... she always says: "My name is Marilyn - Like Marilyn Monroe"

Nasty bitch, you wish.