i don't hate anyone i work with, but there are a couple that bug me a lot.

#1 - receptionist. she has a big fat shelf of an ass (the hem of her shirts always get caught on the top of the shelf, kwim?) because she sits on it all friggin day. if someone has a phone call, she'll yell across the shop instead of going to find them. the only time she gets off her arse is to refill her giant cup of pepsi or to put her hungry man dinner in the microwave. she makes bitchy remarks to everyone for no reason at all. she's been in the salon business for over 30 years (she used to own one, and now she works in her daughter's shop) and has been a receptionist for almost as long, and she STILL fucks shiet up!!

#2 - stylist. she wears her hair in a curly mullet. this chick is late every single day. not 5 minutes, but 45 minutes, and she lives 2 minutes away in the ghetto apartments in our town. she always has a friggin migraine headache. she eats unbelievable amounts of crap food (large tubs of macaroni and cheese with a WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER in it, the family size portion of popcorn chicken from kfc, kfc biscuits with no less than 5 butter packets on EACH ONE, pours salt on everything) and then cries when she pukes. actually, she cries all the damn time. her kid is a delinquent, her boyfriend smokes crack (and she freely admits it) and she told me the other day that she's been with 53 guys. :barf: she's quite overweight. she spends all of her free time in the tanning bed and then shows everyone the tan lines on her huge flabby stomach and thighs. :barf: she spends money on total crap and then cries when she can't pay her bills.

i recognize that she's obviously fucked up, but i'm all out of sympathy. :dunno: