Personally, I don't mind VWs, and there's even a few I'd like to own (W8 passat, for example), but they seem to have REALLY had taste...

And I was talking to a boyfriend of one of my friends about his VW... He has like a Golf or a GTI or something like that, and with his almighty VW 2.0 NA engine he pulls in 13.3s with 17" wheels...

I didn't feel like starting a pissing contest at a birthday party, so I just smiled and said "Wow... that's fast"

Hrm... German ricer... "Reis'r"?