But then they spotted me and were like, "omigod your muscles are so big!" and all four of em started feeling me up outside the bar. This was kind of cool until they started trying to take my shirt off in 40-degree weather. I got em to calm down after a while but not after a few bitten nipples and we continued to walk to Chief's place.

We get maybe a block and one of the bitches tries to steal my skullcap (it's a nice warm wool thing and with my shaved head it's a necessity when cold out). I was like, "yo no need to be shady, if you want to borrow my hat then ask me." Then one of the other chicks jumps on my back screamin ridem cowboy and I was gonna play along but she started choking me! I finally got her offa me but then a half-block later she pulled the same shit! The hat-stealing chick also grabbed my hat while I was getting choked! The one non-crazy-drunk chick in their group stole my hat back from her and gave it back to me.

At this point I was fucking PISSED at these bitches for being so annoying. This is an approximation of what I said to them:

"You stupid fucking bitches! Fuck you! I mean I'm fine with getting felt up by four chicks but yall fucking tried to steal my shirt and run away! Then you try and steal my hat, then you choke me and have her steal my hat--yall fucking suck!"

Needless to say after this they didn't really want to come to the a-bar with us.