One of the chicks I dated my freshmen year is an Industrial Engineering major and my brother is the guy doing the recruiting for his company and she applied there. I bet she doesn't know that this is the same guy she bitched at when was dating me and now he holds her future job in his hand. She called my brother an idiot so many times, I do hope he remembers that when he goes through her resume.

Dammit why didn't I become an IE coz I'd have a job by now.