-How my dad snuck into the Olympics in Japan.
-How his twin brother always got him in trouble, by pretending to be my dad.
-How he used to swim, work, swim than take a girl out on a date.

The story I constantly plauge me dad with, is the time he brought a chain saw in the house and was hacking away at the xmas tree trunk to make it fit the stand. Quite funny if I say so myself h: