Originally posted by Nightshade
I doubt anyone will get this one
"He's a murderer, a hired killer. His nose was bit off in a fight."
"If I was gonna be scared, I'd be scared of the fella who bit it off, not him!"
Isn't that from Cat Ballou?
new one:
"We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans! With a capital "A," huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world!"