Hating those two people is not exactly a hard thing to do.

My roommate is turning 21 on thursday so we're having a prebar, I'll probably invite her over and such but that may or may not be the best thing since I'm probably gonna be stuck on the birthday crawl.

Whatever, she already half-jokingly talked about where she wants to go for our first date so I should probably get some balls and take her out. Damn if I don't hate buying fucking $10 Grey Goose martinis and that's exactly the type of place she wants to go. (She's from Pikesville, MD and goes to school here in Wisconsin. Jappy would be an understatement.)