My friend is a tech supportat his company, here's a story he told me:

Guy on Phone : Hi that stupid little paper clip help tool from word wont go away how do I get rid of it ?

IT Dude I work with : We'll come right over to take a look

We get to the guys desk.......

IT Dude I work with : oh ok...what you have to do is right click on him and say "HIDE"

Me : (scratching my head at what he just told the guy to do)

Guy: proceeds to right click on paper clip icon and starts saying "HIDE"

I start laughing.....and start biting my tongue to stop. The guy turns around to the dude i work with and says "Its not working". Dude i work with says.."You gotta yell louder". Now the guy is yelling at his computer to hide and I bust a gut laughing and the guy i work with busts a gut laughing and says to the guy "Im just f***ing with you" and then he just right clicks it and hides the paper clip and we go back to our little cubes. Good thing the guy had a sense of humor and didnt flip out. HAHAHAHA this job cracks me up