5 years ago: Horny, naive, extremely shy around girls, HORRIBLE acne, overweight, depressed 'cause I thought I needed a girl to make me complete, drove a Ford, virgin and and hating it

Now: nowhere near as horny or naive, not as shy around girls, barely any acne, overweight, happy 'cause I realized I don't need a girl to complete my life, drive an Acura, still as virginal but proud