An American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Greek guy are in a business meeting. All of a sudden, there's a ringing noise and the American says "Excuse me" and starts talking into his hand.
When he's finished, he brags "In America, we're so advanced, we don't carry cellphones anymore, we just have them built into our hands."
After a few more minutes, there's another ring, the Japanese man bows his head and starts seemingly talking to himself. When he's done he says "In Japan, we are so advanced, we don't even have to use our hands, we just have our cellphones built into our heads"
After about 10 more minutes, the Greek guy lifts his leg and lets loose a huge fart.....


































































































"I just got a fax."