(Stolen from Mallmonkeys.com)

Top Ten Ways To Make DDR Players Feel Stupid




10. Play another game nearby, while making yourself audible to say "Gee, this game sure is exciting! I'm sure glad I'm not prancing around like a fairy to Japanese techno!"




9. Use one of the guns from a shooter game to aim at the DDR players' feet, and in your best cowboy impression command them to dance.




8. Spit a nice hunk of pre-chewed bubblegum onto one of the little arrow things they step on. It's funny to watch them try to get it off their foot while not missing a beat.




7. Just talk to them. Any sort of interference from the outside world seems to piss them off mighty good. Tell them about your day, and ask them complexed questions about how to get to the cheapest nearby pizza place or if they know what time the arcade closes.




6. Dance beside the machine, making it known that you can dance just as well without having to spend a dollar to do it on a flashing metal box.




5. Pay the dollar, and challenge the sweaty fat asian guy to a dance battle. Perform an Irish jig, or show off your favorite mosh-pit moves. Just try not to win any actual points. (Side story: I did this, and another sweaty nerd stopped me to point out that I was, in fact, "ruining everything".)




4. Tap one on the shoulder, and ask him if it was his bag of DragonBall Z tapes that were left unguarded on the opposite side of the arcade. This usually gets their mouths watering pretty well.




3. Unplug the machine. Sometimes you get hassled by employees, but the high scores are now gone forever and you've probably disrupted their groove.




2. Bring a boombox, and play something very loud and without rhythm to overpower the music of the game.




1. Just hold a mirror in front of the screen. Most of these kids have memorized the dance steps, but now they look at themselves. They truely see what they have become. If their heads don't immediately explode due to dork radiation, they'll usually just burst into tears.