^ :eek3:

Only time my car's been in the body shop is when a coworker in a Jeep Wrangler slammed into the side of it as he was parking. His tire took out my lower left side quater panal.
He comes in... "I scractched your car"
Bitch! The alarm was going off and all... my manager, who saw it happen, even said my car came slightly off the ground.
:slap:
Scratch.